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IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD !

If Women Ruled The World !

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June 26, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

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June 26, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

BLACK PEOPLE MADE ME A RACIST !

Sorry, I haven’t been around but I  have been having some problems.  And yes, I am pointing fingers and giving names! 

You see, at the beginning of the school year, we moved from Tyler Texas to Flint, Texas because my son kept coming home from Stewart Middle School with bruises all down one arm and across his chest.  He says that the kids in the ,predominately black, school that he was being forced to attend kept walking up to him, saying hey white boy and then would hit him…. 

I gave him permission to defend himself and in fact insisted on it…  The bruising and harassment continued.  I asked him why he had not defended himself and he explained to me that if he had “They would have swarmed him”!  Then I thought back to things I saw when I was in school and he was right.  If he had attempted to defend himself against the obvious discriminatory remarks and abuse, he would have been attacked by every BLACK kid in the vicinity.

We went to the school and spoke to the “BLACK FEMALE PRINCIPAL”  WITH PICTURES!  The ignorant racist womans said, we will just have him stand right here in front of the window to my office where we can keep an eye on him…. 

I had previously had an older daughter that had attended the same school several years earlier.  They were not allowed to wear band-aids because they were “gang related”..  So instead of getting rid of the gang members, they decided to punish everyone else’s kids by not allowing them to wear band-aids among other things. 

Now I have another daughter ready to attend the same seas-pool.  We knew she wouldn’t be able to survive the attacks.

In the mean time, my neighborhood which I had lived in for 20 years has continued to gain more and more Blacks. 

A new push lawn mower was then stolen from my back yard a few years ago.

Two black teens under the guise of walking their pit bulls were seen entering my garage and steeling a case of cokes….

So we have decided to follow the examples of our other neighbors and move and sell our home of 20 years.  We moved to Flint, leaving several items at the home while it underwent repairs or that would not fit into our new smaller home.

Upon returning to my home in Tyler Tuesday I was first surprised to find my extension ladder along with antique furnature that was left to me by my grandparents, staged in the garage awaiting pickup.  I then noticed the door was open.  Upon entering MY home, I found it devoid of many many items….

I called the police.  Before they arrived, my daughter and I went to one of the neighbors home and rang the door bell several times.  There was no answer…  We knocked several times..  There was still no answer…  As we  were still standing on the neighbors porch the police finally arrived and we greeted them in the front yard.  Suddenly the previously unresponsive neighbors were out in their yard inspecting their blades of grass….

Soon, the husband got on HIS ridding mower and started to mow.

I then approaced the BLACK neighbor and told him what had happened and asked if he had seen any trucks parked in my driveway recently.  He said no, but he had parked his dump truck in our driveway during a recent party he threw for a relative.  I thought nothing of it….

I escorted the police into my home where they began to dust for fingerprints…

After they left I spoke to my other BLACK neighbors which are pretty descent people.  They told me that they had noticed my back gate being open.  I asked when.  They said when the dump-truck was in my driveway….  And that there were cars parked all along both sides of the street….  It still didn’t click…

The first several things I noticed missing was a TV, DVR, 135 gallon Aquarium that was 6 feet 6 inches long which took 4 men to carry in “empty” and my Lawn Tractor which would take 6 men to pick up and load if they didn’t have ramps…. 

When my wife arrived we checked out the storage building which was also ransacked.   She noticed a trail leading over our “chain linked fence” from the neighbors back yard that lead up to our patio…  THEN IT CLICKED!

I had been expecting a fleet of pickup truck to haul off as much stuff that was taken…  And the fact that the aquarium would take up a whole truck bed as would the Lawn Tractor, OR ONE DUMP TRUCK!

That night I got ready to take a shower and they even took the shower heads to both showers and a newly installed light fixture from above the sink in the kitchen….

My children nor my wife have ever heard me utter the notorious “N” word.  Ive always respected and tried to treat people as individual….  UNTIL NOW!  I know that people will accuse me of being a racist..  But if I am I am because they made me this way..  

 My son who, like I said, has never heard me saying anything negative about another race made a comment to me one day a few years ago..  He said “I HATE BLACK PEOPLE”..  I asked him why?  He said, “BECAUSE OF THE WAY THEY TREAT ME”! 

This came out of the mouth of a child…  A child that was never experienced racism of anykind growing up….  People claim that racism is passed down from generation to generation.  I agree, it is being passed down by the BLACKS to the white people…

I am now glad that 1/3 rd of all abortions are to black women.  I’m glad that you can donate money to abortion clinics and have it reserved just for the abortion of a black fetus…  I am a newly born racist now at age 43…  Not because I was raised that way by my parents but I was taught to be this way by BLACK PEOPLE!

I know that these people ease their conscious by telling each other they are steeling from a white man who owes them because maybe someone 400 years ago might have been a slave…  If Texas were to succeed from the Union, I hope they bring back slavery!

Here is a list of some of the things that have been found missing in from my home..  Now totaling $15,000.

1    lawn tractor

1    135 gallon aquarium

2    light fixtures

2    shower heads

4   coolers

2   2 wheel dollies

1   skill saw

1   saber saw

1   Toro Weed Eater

1   Gas powered blower

1   25 ft extension cord

1   iron

1   copper urn

1   tool box with tools

1   tote with tools in it.

1   palm sander

1   Fender guitar

4   lock blade knives

20  DVD movies

10   PSP Games

2   gallons of paint

2   paint brushes

1  box of trash bags

20  cabinet knobs

June 26, 2009 Posted by | Racism, Racist, White Racist | , , , , , , , | 12 Comments

Granny has religious experience while driving ! FUNNYR N’ SHIT

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes: Dear Grand-daughter,

 The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of God!’ ‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! ;

 There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

June 23, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | 2 Comments

The Truth about Women and Marriage

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HEAVENLY MATRIMONY?

You have two choices in life:

 You can stay single and be miserable,

or get married and wish you were dead.

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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,

“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”

“Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.

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” A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted”.

Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:

“You can have mine.

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” When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

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a young son asked, “Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?”

Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.”

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Then there was a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.”

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say — talk in your sleep.

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Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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first guy says, “My wife’s an angel!” Second guy remarks, “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

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“A Woman’s Prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I’ll just beat him to death”.

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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.

A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.”

The blind man replies, “If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.

June 22, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , | Leave a comment

More for the BOYs!

I swear yaw’ll are going to end up turning this thing into a porn site… 

Every time I try to add something intellectual to try and broaden yaw’lls knowledge, you keep going straight for the Boobies…

I give up.. HERE YOU GO…BOOBIES !

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June 22, 2009 Posted by | tiddies | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

I like dim TIDDIES !

Got Milk?

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June 22, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | Leave a comment

GET YOU SOME !

Sometimes you just can’t wait…

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June 22, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

STUPID ASS FOREIGNERS

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I take it that this protest happened in America….  I would imagine that if it was in their own country the sign wouldn’t have been written in English…  Someone PLEASE get these ignorant ass people out of America and send them back where the fuck they came from….

June 22, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Political, Racist | , , , , , | 2 Comments

How to Pick Up Trashy Women

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This is the one book every little boy needs !

June 22, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor | , , , | Leave a comment

Black Boobies – WTF?

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I don’t think this woman is wearing this bathing suit right !

June 22, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Never Give a Woman a GUN !

It’s a good thing she can cook, clean and aint too hard on the eyes !

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June 22, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor | , , , , | Leave a comment

I like Boobies too, but OMG!

I love boobies as much as the next guy buy OMG! 

This Woman can’t tell is she is coming or going!

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June 22, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , | Leave a comment

The Truth about Women

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June 22, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jenna Jameson – IS JUST HOT !

Jenna jameson is freaking HOT!  Here is a pic with her wrap around lips !

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June 21, 2009 Posted by | male humor, Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

One For the Boys – Boobies!

These two women are hot!  Don’t know who they are and thats not really important…  They gots BOOBIES !

Come on guys,,,  I’m really trying not to turn this into a porn site…  But every time I post Boobs my ratings go up!  WTF!

June 21, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Sexy | , , , , , | 1 Comment

Funnyer n’ Shit !

Chris Rock explains to his bro’s how NOT TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY TEH COPS !

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racism, Racist | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

We should have voted for this guy !

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Political | , , , , , | Leave a comment

From da Hood – Mad TV

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racism, Racist | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Merry Christmas – BITCH !

I know its quite a while until Christmas but this man has the right Idea! 

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor | , , , | Leave a comment

Funnyer n’ Shit!

This is halarious! 

 

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , | Leave a comment

The War on Terror

I found this awsome letter on the internet… 

This is a Canadian Letter to the Editor: I wish someone would read this letter in Congress to all the legislators that think water boarding is torture. This One Packs A Firm Punch. Thought you might like to read this letter to the editor ~ ever notice how some people just seem to know how to write a letter? This one sure does!

 This was written by a Canadian woman, but oh how it also applies to the U.S., U..K., and Australia. Written by a housewife in New Brunswick, to her local newspaper, this is one ticked off lady.

 ‘Are we fighting a war on terror or aren’t we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 and have continually threatened to do so since? Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from the nation’s capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn’t they? And I’m supposed to care that a few Taliban were claiming to be tortured by a justice system of the nation they come from and are fighting against in a brutal insurgency.

 I’ll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I’ll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief of which is a crime punishable by beheading in Afghanistan . I’ll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg’s head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.

I’ll care when the cowardly so-called ‘insurgents’ in Afghanistan come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques and behind women and children. I’ll care when the mindless zealots who blows themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs. I’ll care when the Canadian media stops pretending that their freedom of speech on stories is more important than the lives of the soldiers on the ground or their families waiting at home to hear about them when something happens. In the meantime, when I hear a story about a CANADIAN soldier roughing up an Insurgent terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don’t care.

 When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: I don’t care. When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and ‘fed special’ food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being ‘mishandled,’ you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don’t care. And oh, by the way, I’ve noticed that sometimes it’s spelled ‘Koran’ > and other times ‘Quran’. Well, Jimmy Crack Corn you guessed it: I don’t care!!

 If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it’ll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior! If you don’t agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don’t complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add: ‘Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Soldiers don’t have that problem.’

 I have another quote that I would like to add, AND…I hope you forward all this. One last thought for the day: Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you:

 

1. Jesus Christ

2. The British Soldier.

3. The Canadian Soldier.

4. The US Soldier, and

5. The Australian Soldier

One died for your soul, the other 4 for your freedom.

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Political | , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

I’m not as think as you drunk I am !

I’m not as think as you drunk I am !!!!

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Come on guys,,, We’ve all been there !

June 19, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor | , , , | Leave a comment

Truth Hurts – GET OVER IT!

The Truth Hurts some people!  Get the fuck over it!

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June 19, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor, Male Rights, Political, Racism, Racist, White Racist | Leave a comment

Obama’s family – HEAEDED FO THA WHITEHOUSE !

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Need I say any more?

June 19, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Male Rights, Political, Racism, Racist, White Racist | , , , | 3 Comments

Micheal Jackson – ANOTHER ONE SUCKS THE DUST !

He aint got nothing on Freddie Cruger!

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June 19, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racism, Racist | , | 1 Comment

Stupid BITCHES !

Joine us at feminestsss.com 

This is a joke…  I know most women will actually search for this site!

This is a true example of a womans inteligence and why women need men to tell them what to think!

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June 19, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor, Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

There is a BIG front cuming through !

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Do I really need to say anything?  There is a BIG front cumming through!  Katrina better watch out!

June 19, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Sexy | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Don’t you just love Football ?

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For thos of you who are impared…  Look at the names on the back of the jerseys……

June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | Leave a comment

One for the – ANIMAL LOVERS

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June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

The truth hurts !

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June 18, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

A picture is worth 1000 words !

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I don’t have to EXPLAINE this to anyone do I?

June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racism | , , , , | Leave a comment

Fart caught on – INFRARED CAMERA

WARNING

Never fart around a infrared camera!

June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | Leave a comment

Amy Winehouse – Takes the local culture in ( to her her VAGINA )!

For those of you who don’t know or are like me and don’t really care, Amy Winehouse, has moved to an island.  Some one told her to she should take in the culture…  So she did, into her VAGINA!  She grabbed the first native she could find….

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Here she is telling the locals what all they did!

 

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June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Sexy, White Racist | , , , | Leave a comment

10,000 year old fossil found in Washington, DC.

An archeological team, digging in
Washington DC , has uncovered
10,000 year old bones and fossil remains
Of what is believed to be the first
Politician.

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June 17, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

President Obama – JEDI NIGHT

You have got to watch this video!

IT IS FUNNIER THAN SHIT!

June 17, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Political | , , , | 1 Comment

Lesbian Mania

I love, maybe not love, that sounds sorta gay,  but I really really like and respect Chapin’s Inferno!  This guy is great, hits the nail on the head and isn’t afraid to do it!

Check out this video!

June 17, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Male Rights | , , | Leave a comment

AM I SEEING DOUBLE?

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I’m not into ( women’s fashion ) but I have to give my two cents on this one!  WTF is wrong with this bitch woman?  I think Chris Brown must have hit da bitch a little too hard upside her head!

Rihanna, this supposedly empowered “BLACK WOMAN”,  is out and about in New York wearing this stupid fucking monkey dress!  Blacks are supposedly trying to rise above racism, so WHY THE FUCK, would she wear a dress with a picture of a BIG FREAKING MONKEY on it knowing what it implies unless she was trying to cause trouble?

I’ll tell you why!  She is an average black person, slapping every white person in America in the face wearing a tasteless and potentially racially charged piece of clothing, (daring anyone to say what they are thinking )!   And it works….  I’m sure that the potential fear of being called a honkeyracist kept every-ones mouth shut!  If she is this stupid, no wonder her boyfriend beat her ass.

If my wife, Aka Big Mama, were to go to town wearing a dress with a picture of a ” CRACKER ” on the front, every black person she passed would have made a racial comment!  Guaranteed!

June 16, 2009 Posted by | Racism, Racist | , , , , | 1 Comment

Adam Lambert’s first movie !

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On the set of his first movie,

DESPERATELY SEEKING SEAMEN !

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June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | Leave a comment

“Twilight” MEETS “Broke Back Mountain”

“Twilight” meets “Broke Back Mountain”

 

What do these movies and the actors in them have in common?  THE ALL SUCK!

June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Florida Woman Charged With – BITING HUBBY’S DICK !

Charris Bowers of Deltona, fla. was charged with biting her husband’s pecker…

Her husband, Delou and she, apparantly had come home from a bar late one Friday night in December. 

The police report states, the 27 year old Charris claims she was sitting on the couch when he put his “cock” in her mouth, so she bit his boner to get him to pull out!

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Delou says he had to punch her several times before she unclenched her, pit bull like grip, that she had on his schlong! 

Charris was charged with misdemeanor battery, and was allowed to go home….

That would suck,,  or should I say that bites! LOL

Read it for yourself:  Orlando Sentinel.

June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Sexy | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jenna Jameson – A PICTURE’S WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

A picture is worth thousand words and so is this one…  Jenna Jameson Ex: Porn Queen…  Mama always said don’t do that or you might freeze that way!!!!

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June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Sexy | , , , , , | 2 Comments

One for The Boys – Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand

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June 16, 2009 Posted by | Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

Black Incarcerations

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Here is a graph that I found, and as we all already are aware, blacks are are even beating the White Man here as well!  Maybe Obama can help us out with this…

I think this graph really puts into perspective the  enourmacy of one of the wars that is being fought on American soil.  Keeping in mind that “African Americans” only make up 12% of our total population how is it that there can be so many being incarcerated?  Because most of them WILL spend time in prison for crimes that they do commit!  Before anyone goes on a tangent, I am not saying that all blacks are criminals…  But just as you can not judge a whole minority by the majority of their peoples, you also can not defend the minority of the majority when you have statistics like the one above.

One thing that I have found VERY interesting is that African Americans, as the now want to be called, boast that 38% of welfare funding goes to whites while only 37% goes to blacks.  They are not realizing two very important things.  One, there is allegedly  more whites in America than blacks so it would be logical that the majority of the funds went to white families.  Two, If so many blacks are in prison, especially, that would mean that nearly ALL blacks are on welfare since they only make up 12% of the population…. 

I have searched and searched the internet for information on what total percentage of blacks are on welfare compared to the total percentage of whites are on welfare, and it is not there!  There is plenty of information about what percentages each race receives, which is not an indicator of anything….  But there is no statistical data on just how many or what percentage of each race receives welfare.  I think this is done of purpose.  The informational sites keep blurring the information by stating that the majority of people recieving welfare are women and children…  Well hell yea!  Most of the black men are in freaking prisons so that automatically cuts out almost half of their population!

I want to see some real information…  If you have found some, leave a comment.  I would really really like to see it!

June 15, 2009 Posted by | Racism, Racist | , , | Leave a comment

Babys Mamas ! OMG!

It seems no matter where you go, black people just won’t stop having freaking kids!  At least this one was actually married to his Baby Mama’s.

ABUJA (Reuters) – A Nigerian Muslim court Monday detained an 84-year-old Islamic preacher with 86 wives after he failed to heed a call by local leaders to divorce all but four of them.

The preacher, who lives with his wives and some 170 childrenin the town of Bida, pleaded not guilty to the charges at an Upper Sharia Court in the state capital Minna.

Read the whole story here!

June 15, 2009 Posted by | Racism | , , , , | 2 Comments

Feminist scurge

We live in a world consumed with Political Correctness, Sexual discrimination and Gender bigotry.  The very people, however, who are making these outlandish claims are usually the largest contributors to these atrocities and the queen of them all is the “Feminist”! 

Don’t get me wrong, feminism had its place at one time and was probably necessary at one point for our society to grow.  However, going unchecked and unchallenged, for such a long period of time has allowed the FEMINIST BEAST to mutate and grow into a scary all devouring monster that puts our very survival at risk! 

Unless you have visited some of  these  ( Anti Male ) sites disguised as Feminist blogs working toward equality, you have no idea what all is actually being said and done.  The goal of the modern day feminatzi’s is not equality.  They strive for superiority and the extinction of everything that our country and our society has been founded.  Although they are half of the population, they have developed a persona of being a minority group!  And they are not. 

I personally visit a few every day.  I purposely leave sexist remarks just to observe the Killer Feminists swarm attacks the with unrelentless agression seeking only distruction and evisceration and death of anyone who does not share their views. 

I have also experimented by taking on female personalities on these blogs and making identical statements and was welcomed as if I was one with the swarm.  This alone proves that their fundamental mission is no equality rather superiority and destruction of  their  male counterparts.   

I have experimented and taken the approach of combating their hate with logic.  This very seldom works.  They retaliate by swearing, name calling and blabbering obsurd examples that are irrelevant to the topic.  On at-least 3 occasions I have fought them using their own logic and there is silence.  No I agree, good idea or even a kiss my ass…  Just silence. 

I have noticed time after time, I have read eloquently written  and insightful and lengthy comments being posted about any subject and the hoard will target a single remark and attack with the veracity of pack of starving dogs with a piece of meat. 

The feministas are relentless and unforgiving of any infraction that does not strictly conform to their skewed ways of thinking. 

Men are loosing their jobs at alarming rates.  This is partially due to the economy, however, the new infusion of Political Correctness and “alleged” Diversity into today’s society are also playing a huge part.  Men are being terminated because they are of the wrong color or sex and their jobs that they have earned are being given freely to lesser qualified individuals based on their race or gender.  Society, or rather the people in power, do not understand why men, and particularly “white men” are so upset about this.

Wal-Mart, for one example are now disconnecting themselves from law-firms that do not meet the idea of what they believe to be diversified.  They are expecting them to terminate attorneys that are white and male because they are white or male and insisting that they are replaced with people who are less qualified for the positions because they are of a minority race or female. 

In a case overseen by Judge Sonia Sotomayor, a large group of firemen took tests to be passably be promoted.  Of those who were tested, none of the people who passed or made high enough scores were black.  So, it was decided that since the outcome was not what, those who are in power, wanted, no one was promoted and the test was made easier so the black people would be able to pass it. Blacks have the same availability to education as anyone else, so why was this seen necessary?

These are clear cases of sexual and racial discrimination against white men.   The voice of the white man has been taken away. 

If you even look at commercials with a comical undertone you will notice that it is the white man who is made fun of.  If it were a black man or a woman being make fun of in these commercials either the feministas or the NAACP would be up in arms, stopping the images of their perspective peoples being made to look at idiots on National Television.  However, the “White Man” is made grin and bear it!

Her is one good example.  If the rolls here were reversed and the “black man” was blowing bubble in the white mans tube, we all know what would happen!

Here is a another one…  Making the white man look like an idiot while feminist scurge are made to seem smart!  Du?

Here is the best one of ALL!  Have you ever noticed in the news, if someone has committed a crime and the person is black, they say alleged but if a white man might be involved they say “A white male”? 

In this commercial it depicts a white man breaking into a black woman’s house!  HOW REALISTIC IS THIS?  When was the last time you heard of this happening?!  Just one more example of how white men are being beaten into extinction and made to look like the filth of the earth!

June 14, 2009 Posted by | Racism, Racist, White Racist | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

FUNNY SHIT ! Fat kid on a Rollercoaster!

This video is freaking funnier than shit!  Fat kid on a rollercoaster freaks out while his Mom, apparently on crack and on ride of her own, laughs her ass off at him!

 

June 11, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Arrested for – GIVING HIS DOG A BONE !

Brandon Vongthongthrip has allegedly admitted to giving his dog a bone having sex with his pit bull more than 400 times over a five year period.

“Authorities first learned of Mr. Vongthongthrip’s criminal activity when an anonymous caller contacted investigators at the Oregon Humane Society,” Special Agent Austin Wallace of the Oregon Humane Society, told Salem-News.com.

The 20-year-old man had no prior arrests and has no history of mental illness YET. And yet investigators say they found pictures of him posted on the Internet of him doing it doggie style sexually abusing his dog, an eight-year-old Red Nose American Pit Bull named Rocky.

June 11, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , | 2 Comments

This Story SUCKS ! Sex with vacuum cleaners ?

Jason_Leroy_SavageIt is suposadly bad for men to objectify women, although I don’t have a problem with it,  but even worse to sexually objectify objects – – especially vacuum cleaners.

Jason Leroy Savage was sentenced to 90 days after police caught him having sex with a car wash vacuum.

The 29-year-old pleaded no contest in a Michigan court, and must also submit to drug testing.

He was arrested Oct. 16 in Thomas Township, east of Detroit, after a resident called police with a story nobody will soon forget.

Boy!  That would really SUCK !

June 11, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Throwing around the PUSSY

bildeHere is one for all of  you pet lovers! 

Pennsylvania police says that Paul Wood, age 25, chucked the family cat at his wife during an argument…  I guess they  could have reported  that Wood chucked the pussy at his old lady! Lol
The woman and the pet were not injured, but Wood now faces criminal mischief and cruelty to animal charges.
Wood was arraigned on Jan. 16, 2009, and released on his own recognizance. His wife was issued an order of protection.

June 10, 2009 Posted by | male humor | , , | Leave a comment