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Men's concerns with Government, Feminism, Racism and Male Humor!

Adam Lambert’s first movie !

Adam Lambert

On the set of his first movie,

DESPERATELY SEEKING SEAMEN !

Hello Sailor

June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | Leave a comment

“Twilight” MEETS “Broke Back Mountain”

“Twilight” meets “Broke Back Mountain”

 

What do these movies and the actors in them have in common?  THE ALL SUCK!

June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Florida Woman Charged With – BITING HUBBY’S DICK !

Charris Bowers of Deltona, fla. was charged with biting her husband’s pecker…

Her husband, Delou and she, apparantly had come home from a bar late one Friday night in December. 

The police report states, the 27 year old Charris claims she was sitting on the couch when he put his “cock” in her mouth, so she bit his boner to get him to pull out!

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Delou says he had to punch her several times before she unclenched her, pit bull like grip, that she had on his schlong! 

Charris was charged with misdemeanor battery, and was allowed to go home….

That would suck,,  or should I say that bites! LOL

Read it for yourself:  Orlando Sentinel.

June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Sexy | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jenna Jameson – A PICTURE’S WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

A picture is worth thousand words and so is this one…  Jenna Jameson Ex: Porn Queen…  Mama always said don’t do that or you might freeze that way!!!!

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June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Sexy | , , , , , | 2 Comments

One for The Boys – Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand

90613w9_sand_b-gr_04Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand.  Just thought yawll might like this one..  I know I did….

June 16, 2009 Posted by | Sexy | , , , , | Leave a comment

Black Incarcerations

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Here is a graph that I found, and as we all already are aware, blacks are are even beating the White Man here as well!  Maybe Obama can help us out with this…

I think this graph really puts into perspective the  enourmacy of one of the wars that is being fought on American soil.  Keeping in mind that “African Americans” only make up 12% of our total population how is it that there can be so many being incarcerated?  Because most of them WILL spend time in prison for crimes that they do commit!  Before anyone goes on a tangent, I am not saying that all blacks are criminals…  But just as you can not judge a whole minority by the majority of their peoples, you also can not defend the minority of the majority when you have statistics like the one above.

One thing that I have found VERY interesting is that African Americans, as the now want to be called, boast that 38% of welfare funding goes to whites while only 37% goes to blacks.  They are not realizing two very important things.  One, there is allegedly  more whites in America than blacks so it would be logical that the majority of the funds went to white families.  Two, If so many blacks are in prison, especially, that would mean that nearly ALL blacks are on welfare since they only make up 12% of the population…. 

I have searched and searched the internet for information on what total percentage of blacks are on welfare compared to the total percentage of whites are on welfare, and it is not there!  There is plenty of information about what percentages each race receives, which is not an indicator of anything….  But there is no statistical data on just how many or what percentage of each race receives welfare.  I think this is done of purpose.  The informational sites keep blurring the information by stating that the majority of people recieving welfare are women and children…  Well hell yea!  Most of the black men are in freaking prisons so that automatically cuts out almost half of their population!

I want to see some real information…  If you have found some, leave a comment.  I would really really like to see it!

June 15, 2009 Posted by | Racism, Racist | , , | Leave a comment

Babys Mamas ! OMG!

It seems no matter where you go, black people just won’t stop having freaking kids!  At least this one was actually married to his Baby Mama’s.

ABUJA (Reuters) – A Nigerian Muslim court Monday detained an 84-year-old Islamic preacher with 86 wives after he failed to heed a call by local leaders to divorce all but four of them.

The preacher, who lives with his wives and some 170 childrenin the town of Bida, pleaded not guilty to the charges at an Upper Sharia Court in the state capital Minna.

Read the whole story here!

June 15, 2009 Posted by | Racism | , , , , | 2 Comments

Feminist scurge

We live in a world consumed with Political Correctness, Sexual discrimination and Gender bigotry.  The very people, however, who are making these outlandish claims are usually the largest contributors to these atrocities and the queen of them all is the “Feminist”! 

Don’t get me wrong, feminism had its place at one time and was probably necessary at one point for our society to grow.  However, going unchecked and unchallenged, for such a long period of time has allowed the FEMINIST BEAST to mutate and grow into a scary all devouring monster that puts our very survival at risk! 

Unless you have visited some of  these  ( Anti Male ) sites disguised as Feminist blogs working toward equality, you have no idea what all is actually being said and done.  The goal of the modern day feminatzi’s is not equality.  They strive for superiority and the extinction of everything that our country and our society has been founded.  Although they are half of the population, they have developed a persona of being a minority group!  And they are not. 

I personally visit a few every day.  I purposely leave sexist remarks just to observe the Killer Feminists swarm attacks the with unrelentless agression seeking only distruction and evisceration and death of anyone who does not share their views. 

I have also experimented by taking on female personalities on these blogs and making identical statements and was welcomed as if I was one with the swarm.  This alone proves that their fundamental mission is no equality rather superiority and destruction of  their  male counterparts.   

I have experimented and taken the approach of combating their hate with logic.  This very seldom works.  They retaliate by swearing, name calling and blabbering obsurd examples that are irrelevant to the topic.  On at-least 3 occasions I have fought them using their own logic and there is silence.  No I agree, good idea or even a kiss my ass…  Just silence. 

I have noticed time after time, I have read eloquently written  and insightful and lengthy comments being posted about any subject and the hoard will target a single remark and attack with the veracity of pack of starving dogs with a piece of meat. 

The feministas are relentless and unforgiving of any infraction that does not strictly conform to their skewed ways of thinking. 

Men are loosing their jobs at alarming rates.  This is partially due to the economy, however, the new infusion of Political Correctness and “alleged” Diversity into today’s society are also playing a huge part.  Men are being terminated because they are of the wrong color or sex and their jobs that they have earned are being given freely to lesser qualified individuals based on their race or gender.  Society, or rather the people in power, do not understand why men, and particularly “white men” are so upset about this.

Wal-Mart, for one example are now disconnecting themselves from law-firms that do not meet the idea of what they believe to be diversified.  They are expecting them to terminate attorneys that are white and male because they are white or male and insisting that they are replaced with people who are less qualified for the positions because they are of a minority race or female. 

In a case overseen by Judge Sonia Sotomayor, a large group of firemen took tests to be passably be promoted.  Of those who were tested, none of the people who passed or made high enough scores were black.  So, it was decided that since the outcome was not what, those who are in power, wanted, no one was promoted and the test was made easier so the black people would be able to pass it. Blacks have the same availability to education as anyone else, so why was this seen necessary?

These are clear cases of sexual and racial discrimination against white men.   The voice of the white man has been taken away. 

If you even look at commercials with a comical undertone you will notice that it is the white man who is made fun of.  If it were a black man or a woman being make fun of in these commercials either the feministas or the NAACP would be up in arms, stopping the images of their perspective peoples being made to look at idiots on National Television.  However, the “White Man” is made grin and bear it!

Her is one good example.  If the rolls here were reversed and the “black man” was blowing bubble in the white mans tube, we all know what would happen!

Here is a another one…  Making the white man look like an idiot while feminist scurge are made to seem smart!  Du?

Here is the best one of ALL!  Have you ever noticed in the news, if someone has committed a crime and the person is black, they say alleged but if a white man might be involved they say “A white male”? 

In this commercial it depicts a white man breaking into a black woman’s house!  HOW REALISTIC IS THIS?  When was the last time you heard of this happening?!  Just one more example of how white men are being beaten into extinction and made to look like the filth of the earth!

June 14, 2009 Posted by | Racism, Racist, White Racist | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

FUNNY SHIT ! Fat kid on a Rollercoaster!

This video is freaking funnier than shit!  Fat kid on a rollercoaster freaks out while his Mom, apparently on crack and on ride of her own, laughs her ass off at him!

 

June 11, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Arrested for – GIVING HIS DOG A BONE !

Brandon Vongthongthrip has allegedly admitted to giving his dog a bone having sex with his pit bull more than 400 times over a five year period.

“Authorities first learned of Mr. Vongthongthrip’s criminal activity when an anonymous caller contacted investigators at the Oregon Humane Society,” Special Agent Austin Wallace of the Oregon Humane Society, told Salem-News.com.

The 20-year-old man had no prior arrests and has no history of mental illness YET. And yet investigators say they found pictures of him posted on the Internet of him doing it doggie style sexually abusing his dog, an eight-year-old Red Nose American Pit Bull named Rocky.

June 11, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , | 2 Comments

This Story SUCKS ! Sex with vacuum cleaners ?

Jason_Leroy_SavageIt is suposadly bad for men to objectify women, although I don’t have a problem with it,  but even worse to sexually objectify objects – – especially vacuum cleaners.

Jason Leroy Savage was sentenced to 90 days after police caught him having sex with a car wash vacuum.

The 29-year-old pleaded no contest in a Michigan court, and must also submit to drug testing.

He was arrested Oct. 16 in Thomas Township, east of Detroit, after a resident called police with a story nobody will soon forget.

Boy!  That would really SUCK !

June 11, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Throwing around the PUSSY

bildeHere is one for all of  you pet lovers! 

Pennsylvania police says that Paul Wood, age 25, chucked the family cat at his wife during an argument…  I guess they  could have reported  that Wood chucked the pussy at his old lady! Lol
The woman and the pet were not injured, but Wood now faces criminal mischief and cruelty to animal charges.
Wood was arraigned on Jan. 16, 2009, and released on his own recognizance. His wife was issued an order of protection.

June 10, 2009 Posted by | male humor | , , | Leave a comment

55 HOUR HARD-ON !

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Now this is hard time.

According to the New  Your Post, an ex-con is suing an upstate prison nurse who allegedly sent him back to his cell after medication side effects gave him a painful erection that wouldn’t go away.

Dawud Yaduallah says he suffered for 55 hours before finally getting hospital treatment to relieve the problem in his pants.

Yaduallah, 43, claims nurse Judith Lovelace’s diagnostic foul-up left him “irreparably injured” with “severe damage to his penis, including erectile dysfunction, inability to ejaculate and pain during sexual intercourse.”

He now needs a prosthesis “to possibly restore some sexual function” and says “his medical problems have caused difficulty in his marriage,” court papers say.

His Manhattan federal court suit doesn’t specify damages but demands stiff punishment for Lovelace’s “cruel and uncivilized conduct.”

Yaduallah, a career criminal formerly known as David Hanley, says he was imprisoned at the Downstate Correctional Facility in Fishkill when his daily dosage of Seroquel was boosted by 25 percent in March 2006.

Side effects of the anti-psychotic drug include persistent and painful erections, and three days later Yaduallah – who was paroled last September after serving time for an assault conviction – went to the infirmary after more than 14 hours at full staff.

Lovelace, 65, allegedly did nothing “other than telling Mr. Yaduallah to apply ice to his penis.”

Yaduallah’s attorney called Lovelace’s inaction “an [inexcusable] violation of this man’s civil rights.”

“The medical literature is clear that if you see a doctor within 24 hours, you generally won’t have any permanent damage. He didn’t see a doctor for over two days,” lawyer Elmer Keach III said.

Lovelace, who retired from the prison system in 2007, couldn’t be reached for comment.

I know we all find this a little humorous, however, if  the roles been reversed their would be hell to pay! Every Feminist on the planet would be up in arms slamming every man in sight for the lack of medical attention that this man received!

June 9, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | 1 Comment

Ever have a BONER at work? – FUNNY

This is freaking funny!

June 9, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

Males have no RIGHTS!

Mens rights?  Men don’t have rights and it all starts when weare Little boys.  In Iowa, A boy victim of Statutory Rape was forced to pay child support to the Adult Woman Rapist!  The government confiscated the saving of the 11 year old boy, Rylan Nitzschke.  He had saved $200 from chores and shoveling snow.

In California and Kansas minor boys that are statutorily raped by adult women must pay child support to the criminals who raped them.  In one case, the boy was drugged before sex.

One more example:

Men die earlier from almost every illness.  More often they die from prostate caner than women do from breast cancer.  Men die 5.3 years earlier than women do.  In 1920 men died only one year earlier.  What does that tell you?

Men and boys are: 85% fo the homeless.

80% of suicides,

93% of workforce death and

98% of military deaths….

This is what we have become!  We have allowed women and minority groups to back us into a corner!  We have become the slaves in this America!  It is time, I feel, that we come out swinging and take back what is ours! 

Watch the video above.  There is a lot of good information in it.

June 9, 2009 Posted by | Male Rights | , , , | Leave a comment

You can donate to the BAF – BLACK ABORTION FUND!

Did you know that you can make a donation to an abortion clinic to go directly to the minority of your choice?  I didn’t until now. 

 Apparently some UCLA students were doing  a study and called several abortion clinics in their area.  They then asked if they were to make a donation, could they specify that their money only be used to abort “Black Babies”?  Well the abortion clinic said “SURE”! 

People are all up in arms over this news!  So, what!  If you were to call the food stamp office and ask the same thing nothing would be said, unless you targeted you donation to go to a white family, then you would be a racist!  So what’s the freaking difference?  It’s not like they are dragging the babies mamas into the damn place….

Just watch the video…  While I get my check book!

June 9, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a comment

What’s the Big Deal about TWITTER?

If your like me, you just don’t understand what the big deal is about twitter!?  I have Yahoo Instant Messenger, My Space, Facebook etc…..   I refuse to sign up for anything else!  I can’t keep up with most of my User Id’s and passwords and whenever I try to use the same ones, they have always been taken.  So I have to make up some new stupid information that I’m going to remember until I get finished logging into the service for the first time.  And clicking on the computer to remember it?  I tried it, It doesn’t work! 

Now I’ve found someone else who thinks about all of these new services and Twitter the same way I do.

June 9, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , | 2 Comments

Old Man gets KNOB SLOBED in Wal-Mart Parking Lot!

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OMG!  You really can find EVERYTHING you want at Wal-Mart and at a reasonable price!   Save Money Live Better, Wal-Mart! 

Gastonia, North Carolina (The Weekly Vice) — Sometimes a headline and a photo in a story is enough…. and this is likely such a case. If you can bear to read the details feel free. If not, we’ll certainly understand. Asia Marie Howard, 25, and William Walter Stephens, 83, were arrested Wednesday after having sex in a Wal-Mart parking lot.

According to police, an officer stopped William Stephens and Asia Howard as they were leaving a Wal-Mart parking lot. Officers were dispatched to the scene after a witness encountered the two having sex in Stephen’s Buick. Investigators say Howard admitted to performing oral sex on Stephens for $20.00

Both were booked into the Gaston County Jail on a charge of crime against nature. Howard was released on a $2,500 bond while Stephens was released on a $1,000 bond.

Danny Vice The Weekly Vice http://www.theweeklyvice.com

This would be a great ad for their “Falling Prices” campaign.  You can save money on $4.00 prescriptions and with the money you save, you can get a blow-job in the parking lot!  Sam Walton, I’m sure is turning in his grave….

June 9, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , | Leave a comment

Are we raising a nation of Un-American Children?

AYK6Z4YCA20O5ANCA2CJ6NACAR5Q1A9CAX60D2LCAXJW5KLCAWBL9R4CA754UW9CATL8IZKCA6V42YRCAES7E80CAPD9VPCCAUDKN3RCAC02MRNCAEJNB7KCACFJAYLCADCLBWYCAF5CQ6QCAUZOK5EEvery morning when I gets up, the first thing I do  is check my favorite blogs.  This morning when I checked my favorite blog,  the owner of the blog had published an email that he had received that really got me stirred up!  I personally feel that all citizens of our great country are blessed to be able to receive a free education, and in some extreme cases, temporarily receive food and shelter until they can get on their feet. I try not to allow myself or this site to become too racially charged. I believe that not all members of any particular race, gender or religion are all good or all bad. HOWEVER, this email that you are about to read says it all.

Good Evening Sir,

After reading your many columns, I believe you may be interested in knowing the events of my morning as a substitute teacher in Henrico County, Virginia. It was during my time in a paramilitary fire academy that I grew to become passionate about my country’s flag and what it represents. This is why I’m inflamed at the apathy of the students I “taught” today.
In Henrico county, there are predominately white schools and, of course, there are predominately black schools (for which we receive extra compensation to substitute). Before the class began this morning (at a predominately black school), the morning announcements blared over the loud speaker requesting students to participate in reciting the Pledge of Allegiance. With a class of 25 students, I was the only one saying the Pledge. The rest of the students walked around the classroom, sat down, talked, and/or paid absolutely no attention. After the conclusion of the announcements, I told the class that they had been utterly disrespectful, not to me, not to the school, but to their own country which has given them the freedom to be educated today. I told them politely to stand up and to try again. Only 2 students stood up until I firmly asked the rest of them to at least stand up. The attitudes I received were nasty, especially by two 14 year-old girls who shook their behinds in their seat and informed me they were not going to comply. Only 8 out of 25 students actually recited the Pledge of Allegiance again. The rest “didn’t feel like” doing it.


In my opinion, this travesty should be screamed to the masses. Absolutely unforgivable. Before the class even began, all of the students were brought breakfast which consisted of 2 pop tarts, a bowl of frosted flakes, a carton of chocolate milk, and an apple juice box. If they did not want this, their other option was a chicken biscuit. FREE TO THEM. This was delivered to them in their classroom; they did not even have to walk to the cafeteria! At the beginning of the school year, all middle school and high school students in the county are issued a personal laptop computer to use at home and school. FREE TO THEM. This is not to mention simply the cost of their public education – teacher’s pay, supplies, building, etc. ONCE AGAIN, FREE TO THEM. Our AMAZING country is not letting these students go hungry, neither depriving them of new technology nor forbidding them to attend school like in some countries. Instead, it is GIVING them a FREE breakfast, a FREE laptop, a FREE education, and FREE after school activities (sports, arts, etc.). Of course, FREE meaning that the rest of the county citizens and I paid for it. Even after all of this, only 8 out of 25 students felt it necessary to show appreciation, respect, and reverence to the country who has not only given them all of this, but more importantly has had its own citizens die to give them the right of “liberty and justice for all.”


If this ticks you off, what the assistant teacher in the room said next will drive you nuts. She informed me that, of course, we cannot make any student state the Pledge, but that I should not even strongly request that students recite the pledge because it may offend the Muslim students who, for religious reasons, do not believe in saying it. I am speechless. There is nothing more to say than that there is something seriously screwed up with this situation and this apparent air of entitlement. These students are completely ungrateful and disrespectful to the country which has given them every opportunity to succeed. By the way, I have yet to witness the students at the predominately white schools behave this way during the 12 seconds it takes to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Disgusting.
I realize this email is probably adding fuel to the fire, but enough is enough. If you have any ideas as to how I can influence change regarding students respectfully saying the Pledge, please let me know.

I for one do not believe that most of the kids in this class are Muslim.  Most immigrant families are able to come here and carve out a living in a reasonably short period of time. They are glad to be here and are excited about becoming citizens of the United States. So why is it that the majority of this one minority are so unable to finds support for themselves? I know the answer. I won’t say it because of the fear of being called a racist! There I go again trying to be politically correct…  But is it racism if it is the truth?   I don’t think so.

June 9, 2009 Posted by | Racism | , , , , | Leave a comment

Oklahoma is O.K.!

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The state law passed today, 37 to 9. There were a few liberals in the mix, an amendment to place the Ten Commandments on the front entrance to the state capitol. The feds in D.C., along with the ACLU, said it would be a mistake. Hey this is a conservative state, based on Christian values…!Guess what……….We did it anyway.

We recently passed a law in the state to incarcerate all illegal immigrants, and ship them back to where they came from, unless they want to get a green card and become an American citizen. They all scattered. Hope we didn’t send any of them to your state. This was against the advice of the Federal Government, and the ACLU. They said it would be a mistake. Guess what……….we did it anyway.

Yesterday we passed a law to include DNA samples from any and all illegals to the Oklahoma database, for criminal investigative purposes. Pelosi said it was unconstitutional. Guess what……..We did it anyway.

Several weeks ago, we passed a law, declaring Oklahoma as a Sovereign state, not under the Federal Government directives. That, for your information, makes Oklahoma and Texas the only states to does. Guess what………More states are likely to follow. Louisiana, Alabama, Georgia, both Carolina ‘s, Tennessee, Kentucky, Missouri, Arkansas and West Virginia just to name a few. Should Mississippi act, so will Florida. Save your confederate money, it appears the South is about to rise up once again. The federal Government has made bold steps to take away our guns. Oklahoma, a week ago, passed a law confirming people in this state have the right to bear arms and transport them in their vehicles. I’m sure that was a set back for the Kennedys and Ms. Pelosi. Guess what……….We did it anyway.

By the way, Obama does not like any of this. Guess what….who cares…we’re doing it anyway.

June 9, 2009 Posted by | Political | , , , , | Leave a comment

WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!

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I’m sick and tired of being crapped on! At work, when I go to the store, everywhere I go. The whole United States is obsessed with being politically correct. A white American is no longer allowed to speak their mind or tell the truth! Everyone is afraid that something may hurt someones feelings. Their feelings probably need to be hurt! Then you suffer the repercussions! It’s all a bunch of BULL!

I’m known as BIG DADDY in other realms and I don’t give a damn about being politically correct! This realm is ours!

Do you know someone who got a promotion at work because of their race? I do! Were you or some one that you know better qualified for the position? I did! Are you afraid that if you say anything, you will be the one that is called a racist? I was! Leave your post here!!!

Is your boss a woman and boasts about how men and women should be equal while she waits for you to open the door for her?

If your sick of all of the daily shit we have to endure in this POLITICALLY CORRECT society?

If these things piss you off too, lets talk about them!

May 9, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | 1 Comment