Testical

Men's concerns with Government, Feminism, Racism and Male Humor!

Michael Jackson Jokes….

You just KNEW there were gonna be jokes……

    • Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

    •
Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.

    •
Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.

    •
In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

    •
In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.

    •
Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

    •
I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.

    •
Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.

    •
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

    •
MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

    •
It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.

    •
In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

    •
Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

    •
Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

    •
Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

    •
Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

    •
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

    •
Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”

    •
What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

    •
Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.

July 1, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racist | , , , , , , | 4 Comments

IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD !

If Women Ruled The World !

W1

W2

W3

W4

W5

W6

W7

June 26, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Granny has religious experience while driving ! FUNNYR N’ SHIT

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes: Dear Grand-daughter,

 The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of God!’ ‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! ;

 There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

June 23, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | 2 Comments

Black Boobies – WTF?

811962_1

 

I don’t think this woman is wearing this bathing suit right !

June 22, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Funnyer n’ Shit !

Chris Rock explains to his bro’s how NOT TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY TEH COPS !

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racism, Racist | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

We should have voted for this guy !

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Political | , , , , , | Leave a comment

From da Hood – Mad TV

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racism, Racist | , , , , , , | Leave a comment