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I’M A BAD AMERICAN



 

YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN

 

I Am the Liberal-Progressive’s Worst Nightmare.
I am an American.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where he or she wants to.

 

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.


I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!
So, move on already.

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA .We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church it is exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.
Can I get an AMEN on that one?


  I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers license. 
  I think it’s good…. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on my money.


  I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

  I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff. Get a Job and do your part!

  I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child. It takes two parents.

  I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

  I believe the American flag should be the only one flown in the UNITED STATES!


If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!


We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

 
WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

 

August 7, 2009 Posted by | Political | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments

Michael Jackson Jokes….

You just KNEW there were gonna be jokes……

    • Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

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Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.

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Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.

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In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

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In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.

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Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

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I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.

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Micheal jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.

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Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.

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MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

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It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.

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In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

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Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

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Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

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Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

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Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

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Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

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Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”

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What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

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Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn’t have looked at the man in the mirror.

July 1, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racist | , , , , , , | 4 Comments