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One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Adam?” God replies.
“Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I’m just not happy.”
“Why is that, Adam?” comes the reply from the heavens.
“Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.”
“Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shall create a ‘woman’ for you.”
“What’s a ‘woman,’ Lord?”
“This ‘woman’ will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. She will be the perfect companion for you” replies the heavenly voice.
“Sounds great.”
“She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam.”
“How much will this ‘woman’ cost me Lord?” Adam replies.
“She’ll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle.”
Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. Finally Adam asks God, “Uh, what can I get for a rib?”

August 3, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person.

I no my spelling is not too good.

My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.

Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

Sinseerly,

Tiffanny

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short

I sent a pickture of me.

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Employer’s response:…

Dear Tiffany,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

See you Monday.

July 14, 2009 Posted by | Funny, Sexy, tiddies | , , , , , | Leave a comment

IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD !

If Women Ruled The World !

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June 26, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor | , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Granny has religious experience while driving ! FUNNYR N’ SHIT

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.

She writes: Dear Grand-daughter,

 The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn’t notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ‘For the love of God!’ ‘Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!’

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! ;

 There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

June 23, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | 2 Comments

Black Boobies – WTF?

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I don’t think this woman is wearing this bathing suit right !

June 22, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

The Truth about Women

TraceyiswrongThe Truth about Women can even be found in math…

 

June 22, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Funnyer n’ Shit !

Chris Rock explains to his bro’s how NOT TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY TEH COPS !

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racism, Racist | , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

We should have voted for this guy !

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Political | , , , , , | Leave a comment

From da Hood – Mad TV

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racism, Racist | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Funnyer n’ Shit!

This is halarious! 

 

June 20, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , | Leave a comment

Don’t you just love Football ?

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For thos of you who are impared…  Look at the names on the back of the jerseys……

June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | Leave a comment

One for the – ANIMAL LOVERS

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June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

The truth hurts !

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June 18, 2009 Posted by | Feminism, Funny, male humor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

A picture is worth 1000 words !

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I don’t have to EXPLAINE this to anyone do I?

June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Racism | , , , , | Leave a comment

Fart caught on – INFRARED CAMERA

WARNING

Never fart around a infrared camera!

June 18, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | Leave a comment

Adam Lambert’s first movie !

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On the set of his first movie,

DESPERATELY SEEKING SEAMEN !

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June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , | Leave a comment

“Twilight” MEETS “Broke Back Mountain”

“Twilight” meets “Broke Back Mountain”

 

What do these movies and the actors in them have in common?  THE ALL SUCK!

June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Jenna Jameson – A PICTURE’S WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

A picture is worth thousand words and so is this one…  Jenna Jameson Ex: Porn Queen…  Mama always said don’t do that or you might freeze that way!!!!

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June 16, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor, Sexy | , , , , , | 2 Comments

FUNNY SHIT ! Fat kid on a Rollercoaster!

This video is freaking funnier than shit!  Fat kid on a rollercoaster freaks out while his Mom, apparently on crack and on ride of her own, laughs her ass off at him!

 

June 11, 2009 Posted by | Funny, male humor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

Ever have a BONER at work? – FUNNY

This is freaking funny!

June 9, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , , , | Leave a comment

What’s the Big Deal about TWITTER?

If your like me, you just don’t understand what the big deal is about twitter!?  I have Yahoo Instant Messenger, My Space, Facebook etc…..   I refuse to sign up for anything else!  I can’t keep up with most of my User Id’s and passwords and whenever I try to use the same ones, they have always been taken.  So I have to make up some new stupid information that I’m going to remember until I get finished logging into the service for the first time.  And clicking on the computer to remember it?  I tried it, It doesn’t work! 

Now I’ve found someone else who thinks about all of these new services and Twitter the same way I do.

June 9, 2009 Posted by | Funny | , | 2 Comments